April 1st.

Hey guess what! I get to retire, my sister won the lottery and is going to support me. Oh and the sailor boy just got back in to port but there has been a emergency recall of all the sailors on board so they will be deploying in 72 hours and he'll get back to me in December. Gosh that will be a long time to go without hearing from him. Wait a minute, do you think those were April Fools jokes? Have a great April and a Happy Easter.